Obama on Romney

The President calls Mitt Romney a vampire.

Continuing the horror theme the President began, how could we describe him and his Administration?

  • Frankenweenie.
  • Psycho.
  • An American Werewolf from Chicago.
  • Night of the Living Brain Dead.
  • The American (Economic) Chainsaw Massacre.
  • (Illegal) Alien and/or (illegal) Aliens.
  • The (Economic Recovery) Exorcist.
  • (Economic) Zombieland.
  • Dawn of the Brain Dead.
  • The (Economy Won’t) Fly.
  • A Nightmare on Main Street.
  • Invasion of the Fetus Snatchers.

I could do this all day…

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 14, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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