Obama’s Nightmare

Tom Friedman thinks Obama’s nightmare is the Middle East.

Friedman is the man who, like Henry Kissinger, can introduce complexity into a coin toss and clarity into… well, into nothing.

Actually, Obama’s nightmare is that he lost the election. And for most tax-paying Americans, the nightmare is Obama himself.

Now go to that voodoo that you do (so well) is what Friedman should suggest to the smartest President ever. You know, all Barry really has to do is unleash his inner Obama/own bad self and let us be China for a day (or two).

Unleash Barack Obama (and more cowbell for my men)!
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 15, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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