Barry and the Drones

With advance apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin.

B-b-b-b-b-Barry and the drones

Cool kids, shake it loose collective

The drones killed someone that was there in a directive

We bomb ‘em all tonight so stick around

They’re gonna get hellfire missiles all the way to the ground

Oh Hillary and Eric did you get the brief?

Oh but they’re so tuned in

B-b-b-b-b-Barry and the drones

Oh but they’re legal and wonderful

Oh Eric they’re really keen

We got a drone patrol, a smokin’ hole

You know I saw it on uh NBC, oh-h…

B-b-b-b-b-Barry and the drones

Cool kids, plug into the faithful

Maybe they’re blinded but Barry keeps ‘em careful

If no one else survives, well, that’d be a shame

When we fight Republicans now in the press, they get every bit of the blame

Oh Hillary and Eric did you get the brief?

Oh but they’re so tuned in

B-b-b-b-b-Barry and the drones

Oh but they’re legal and wonderful

Oh Eric they’re really keen

We got a drone patrol, a smokin’ hole

You know I saw it on uh NBC, oh-h…

B-b-b-b-b-Barry and the drones

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 9, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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