Bringing a whole new meaning to “Ya got me copper”

From CBS:

A would-be copper thief was gravely injured early Saturday morning when he attempted to steal copper wiring from a live Edison vault, according to authorities.

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Officials say the suspect is “extremely grave” and that it’s likely he was burned by 33,000 volts of electricity.

I don’t know what to say. I’m shocked, shocked!