Occupy Wall Street Real Men of Genius

Talker: Budweiser salutes real men of genius

Singer: real men of genius

Talker: Here’s to you mister occupy wall street protester

Singer: Mister occupy wall street protester

Talker: you weren’t born into this world fat, drunk, and stupid; you earned that all yourself

Singer: that’s no way to go through life

Talker: you’re looking for easy hippie chicks, three squares, and all the high you can handle

Singer: I can’t feel my face

Talker: you crawled out of mom’s basement, took her Cutlass, and drove into the city.

Singer: I hope it ain’t towed

Talker: and you’re doing it for all the right reasons

Singer: was that Alec Baldwin?

Talker: you’re wearing Uncle Steve’s army field jacket, some Starbucks glasses, and a grunge beret like the Ben and Jerry’s servers

Singer: I sure dig fish food

Talker: all in the name of for the greater good

Singer: it’s sure good for me

Talker: and at the end of the day, you’ll share a cold Bud with hundreds of other clueless and unemployed mouth breathers who think “free” college, “free” health care, and good government job are the keys to personal happiness

Singer: I don’t have a clue

Talker: so here’s to you icon of ignorance; out of the basements and into the street.

Singer: mister occupy wall street protester

Voice over: Anheuser Busch, Saint Louis, Missouri


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on October 14, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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