Kerry Speaks Some Truth—Expect Democrat Punishment To Commence Immediately

Former presidential candidate John Kerry has caused great angst and gnashing of teeth among his Democrat friends. Why? For 1) speaking the truth that a major tax increase is coming in January 2013 unless legislative action is taken and 2) acknowledging that government “cuts” are merely decreasing rates of government growth.

This brings to mind the following: Conservatives get mad when you lie. Liberals get mad when you tell the truth.

Expect Democrat distancing from Kerry’s statement and “clarification” to follow.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 21, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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