Has Obama’s Brain Left The Building?

Does the President really believe the stuff he says, or does he just say it? The Obama quotes from Andrew Malcolm at IBD:

“Every single thing that we care about is at stake in the next election,” he told one donor group.  “The very core of what this country stands for is on the line.”

Yeah, and that’s what was at stake, at the non-presidential level, in the 2010 elections as well.

“In order to finish the job, I’m going to have to have a second term.”

In other words, Obama hasn’t quite killed America yet. Think of a national-level horror movie entitled Jimmy Carter Two: This Time It’s Personal.

“We’ve also been able to mobilize world opinion around U.S. leadership in a way that many people had thought had been lost when I came into office.”

It seems to me that U.S. relations are worse across the board. We won’t do a pipeline with Canada and send illegal guns to Mexico. And of course there’s our relations with Pakistan, Russia, Turkey, Iran, China, Syria, and Western Europe. Better or worse? And the ‘special relationship’ with the UK? Not so special anymore.

A final gut buster:

“This administration — I try not to pat myself too much on the back — but this administration has done more in terms of the security of the state of Israel than any previous administration.”

I think Kirk Lazarus, AKA Sergeant Lincoln Osiris AKA Robert Downey, Jr. has some good advice for the President:

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on December 2, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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