Alec Baldwin Calls Flying "A Greyhound Bus Experience"

Really Fat Reversed(Fake Bollywood Reporter) Credit card pitchman and actor Alec Baldwin, apologized to his fellow travelers for causing an American Airlines flight to return to the gate as a result of his misbehavior.

Baldwin then went on to compare flying to “a Greyhound bus experience,” thought to be a reference to the ZZ Top song Been Waitin’ For The Bus All Day. Baldwin was seen carrying his belongings in a TSA-approved brown paper bag.

In return, a spokesman for Greyhound Bus lines compared Baldwin’s acting to that of Steven Segal. Unfavorably.

Baldwin recently made Maxim’s list of fattest faced celebrities at number four (trailing Jonah Hill, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell) where they described his head as “a pasty pumpkin with big hair” and as having “more chins than a Chinese phone book.”

Alec got his brown paper bag and his take home pay

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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