You Know You’re Spending Too Much Time On The Internet When…

Do you think the internet may be repartioniting your brain in some weird way? I think it might be…

You know you’re spending too much time on the internet when you end up at Vulture.

And then you read an article about a guy you couldn’t pick out of a line up, Ricky Gervais, who’s never been on anything you watch (that is, he’s not an athlete, nor does he appear in old movies), and is apparently notorious for comments made at a ceremony you’ve never watched and will now be hosting an event you’ve never seen.

And then you read the comments, the highlight of the four minute effort, and have to laugh.

He’s [Gervais] playing pet monkey to them, flinging his feces to an audience that knows what’s coming.

Now that Tosh Dot Zero guy, that would be something to watch.

Oh wait, it’s Tosh Point Oh?

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 13, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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