Even A Blind Pig Finds A Truffle

Maureen Dowd generally epitomizes the following:

  • Even a snarky blind pig finds a truffle.
  • Even a snarky blind squirrel finds an acorn.
  • Even a snarky stopped clock is right twice a day.

The truffle/acorn/time of day Maureen has finally found is that Obama is…well, a clue bag.

In an interview with Fareed Zakaria for this week’s Time cover story, the president is maddeningly naïve.

snip (to the traditional Dowd snark).

Despite what his rivals say, the president and the first lady do believe in American exceptionalism — their own, and they feel overassaulted and underappreciated.

We disappointed them.

snip (to the massive disconnect between Obama-think and reality).

They [the Obama cronies, as best epitomized by Michelle and Barak] still believed, as their friend Valerie Jarrett once said, that Obama was “just too talented to do what ordinary people do.”

snip (to…well, more of the massive disconnect between Obama-think and reality).

[Jodi] Kantor writes that the Obamas, feeling misunderstood, burrowed into “self-imposed exile” — a “bubble within the bubble” — with their small circle of Chicago friends, who reinforced the idea that “the American public just did not appreciate their exceptional leader.”

Way to find the truffle, Maureen! Keep looking!

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 22, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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