Once Upon a Secret: My Affair With President John F. Kennedy and Its Aftermath

This New York Post article on Mimi Alford’s new book which addresses her “relationship” with President John F. Kennedy is sure to have the Kennedy legacy management/boot lickers in full damage control.

The article highlights Alford’s year-and-a-half-long sexual servicing of Kennedy which began when she was a 19-year-old intern. Kennedy also provided Alford to the staff for sex and was useful when he needed “consoling.” However, Alford drew the line at being loaned out to Ted Kennedy (who may have also offered her a ride home).

Although unmentioned in the Post article, Alford’s memoir helps us understand why Bill Clinton admired JFK so much and perhaps why he chose to follow him into politics.

Should Alford’s memoir be categorized into the ‘Best and Brightest’ Kennedy bin, ‘Stopped World War III,’ ‘American Martyr,’ or instead, ‘Camelot’?

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 7, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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