Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

Background: cue Real Men of Genius soundtrack

Narrator: Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius

Singer: Real Men of Genius

Narrator: Today we salute you mister really, really, really bad president.

Singer: Mister really, really, really bad president.

Narrator: cheap political stunts, broken promises of all sorts, and any amount of spinning it takes to get reelected, all delivered with the skill and flair of Ron Burgundy.

Singer: I sure can read good.

Narrator: deficits beyond comprehension, millions of lost jobs, and a food stamp recovery. As soon as you start the state of the union, the taunts begin ‘Is that all you got, playa?’

Singer: free abortions and solar cars.

Narrator: you said you’d heal the planet, end war, and stop manmade global warming.

Singer: speechwriter says they’re metaphors.

Narrator: you blazed a new normal for America: alienating allies; crawling to the Chinese; Russian resets; bowing down to men in bathrobes from Saudi Arabia and Japan.

Singer: dignity is overrated.

Narrator: so crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh deceptor of the District, because the way you play politics with the golden flame of freedom will soon leave us all in the dark.

Singer: mister really, really, really bad president.

Narrator: Anheuser Busch, Saint Louis, Missouri


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 9, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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