Golf 2.0

Think political correctness hasn’t run amuck? How about in sports?

Next, think about this statement in the Wall Street Journal:

The PGA of America is pushing a new, all-points initiative called Golf 2.0, whose goal is to make the game “more relevant” to lapsed golfers and others, especially women and minorities, it has identified as underserved.

It’s all reminiscent of the traditional media headline, World Ends, Minorities and Women Hardest Hit.

Of course the real answer to golf’s problems is a government golf bailout. Everyone knows that’s what’s really needed to keep golf from losing its estimated one million players per year (similar to the way the very popular Chevy Volt saved GM).

I wonder if Apple obsesses about the color of their customer’s skin, their sex, or former users who may be “underserved”? Ah, I’m probably giving Apple too much credit.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 11, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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