Kermit Assuages His Guilt and Avoids the Chevy Volt?

It’s never been easier to wear your green on your sleeve than it is today.

And today, we find out the Chevy Volt fails to make the top 12 green vehicles list, trailing the Nissan Leaf (blower) and the all-gas Scion IQ, Smart (power) for two, and Toyota Yaris.

The Chevy Volt: it’ll make your taxpayin’ head explode!

Disclaimer: your head-exploding results may vary based largely on party affiliation.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 22, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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