Fixin’ To Kill (America) Rag

Well, come on all of you big strong men,
Brother Barry needs your help again.
He got himself in a terrible fix
Concerns a thing called economics
Gals, put down your books and get a free pill,
It’s fun in Obamaville.

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we voting for?
Don’t ask me, just stuff that box,
Or next stop is Dem detox;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Raise on up the federal debt,
Well, there ain’t no time to ponder knowledge,
Whoopee! we’re all goin’ to college.

Come on Hollywood, don’t be slow,
Why this campaign’s the way to go-go
There’s payback money to be made
By giving the gubmint the tools of its trade,
Just pray that we get back ol’ Obama,
Slicker and smarter than yo ol’ mama.

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we voting for?
Don’t ask me, just stuff that box,
Or next stop is Dem detox;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Raise on up the federal debt,
Well, there ain’t no time to ponder knowledge,
Whoopee! we’re all goin’ to college.

Well, come on folks, let’s fix the game;
Another big chance, don’t you come up lame.
Go out and get them tea party types
They’re the ones with the stars and stripes
And you know that future can only be won
When we’ve blown ’em all to kingdom come.

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we voting for?
Don’t ask me, just stuff that box,
Or next stop is Dem detox;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Raise on up the federal debt,
Well, there ain’t no time to ponder knowledge,
Whoopee! we’re all goin’ to college.

Come on ladies in the welfare line,
Unload your burdens, on the couch recline.
Come on men, you don’t need no job
Stay in the basement as a lazy slob.
Freedom’s overrated, dignity too
Fire up play station and sniff some glue.

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we voting for?
Don’t ask me, just stuff that box,
Or next stop is Dem detox;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Raise on up the federal debt,
Well, there ain’t no time to ponder knowledge,
Whoopee! we’re all goin’ to college.

Fixin’ to Kill America Rag
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 27, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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