A Global Warming Salute from Beyond the Grave by Johnny Cochran

Perhaps you remember the double murder, the low speed chase, and the trial of the century, to include the blunder by the prosecution?

In case refreshing is required, that blunder resulted in prosecutors having OJ Simpson try on (while wearing rubber gloves) a shriveled and shrunken-by-blood glove. The blunder led to the Johnny Cochran admonition “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”

Today we have the global warming apologists similarly explaining away the subterfuge/fraud/deception/ethical slip-up perpetrated by Peter Gleick.

The Johnny Cochran-lite explanation goes like this: Gleick may have lied, but he’s well justified.

Want more? OK: Gleick may be a liar but the earth’s still on fire. The models may not work, but deniers are berserk. The stick may be broke, but doubters are the joke. The facts hit the fan, but it’s all caused by man.

I could do this all day.

Fight global warming; it’s for the children (that is, it’s for the children of the scientists shaking down the government and others for massive grants).

Fake but accurate, writ large? No, still fake and inaccurate.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 29, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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