Rescued from the Spam Folder

An excellent piece of work from the spam folder, hopefully by someone who doesn’t use English as a first language (or have access to spell check):

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What more could be added to that?

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on March 6, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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