Worst Possible Denver Bronco Offseason Move?

The worst possible offseason move for the Denver Broncos would be to pursue Peyton Manning with any sort of seriousness. (Of course, that’s first assuming Manning can pass a team physical and second, that he would be unwilling to serve as a clipboard holding backup and at league minimum.)

Eli Manning, were he to be available, might be another story completely.

Would I throw Tim Tebow under the bus in favor of Eli? I love Tebow and this was the most entertaining (not to be confused with best, but post-Orton, very enjoyable) season since the two Bronco Super bowl wins. So let me think about that one…

BTW, as a long time Bronco fan, do you know what it was that made John Elway a winner?

Terrell Davis.

If you don’t believe me, read this, which I consider harsh (hey, like Tebow, all Elway did was figure ways to win… generally), but is at least statistically based.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on March 7, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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