First, a warm up: Sandra Fluke is the most appropriately monikered person in recent history.
Wait. Could Ho Chi Minh be considered recent history?
Next, the question of the day from the trailing video: how’s he gonna get access to cough drops if we don’t we make somebody buy ’em for him?
Finally, the largely self-evident but still worthy observation that you can tell a lot about people by the battles they choose.