Why the left had to create a ‘war on women’

The left has identified a Republican ‘war on women.’ Why? To get President Obama re-elected above all else. It’s an attempt to change the subject from the President’s record, which he’s actively muting.

The face for the left’s ‘war on women’ argument is sadly comical: a thirty-year old law student who wants you to pay for her abortions.

How does the President stand with the public? Poorly, although things can change quickly.

While President George H.W. Bush had a thousand points of light, President Obama has a thousand points of blight.

While President Reagan had Morning in America, President Obama has Mourning in America.

While North Korea has Dear Leader, America has Dear Reader.

President Obama makes Jimmy Carter look better each passing day, a difficult proposition. I’m not even sure John Kerry could have pulled it off.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on March 26, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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