Top Ten Thoughts on Keith Olbermann’s Sad Departure

blovermanEven though Keith Olbermann has been fired from Current TV, there is still much comedy gold to be mined from the ridiculousness.

In that vein, let us consider the top ten thoughts associated with Olbermann’s departure:

10. Got off to a bad start: deeply angered when Gore drew a moustache on Olbermann’s prize Mickey Mantle rookie card.

9. Olbermann’s passion to join professional slot-car racing tour could not be restrained.

8.  Post divorce settlement, Gore seemed to regain an interest in Current TV making money.

7. Olbermann angered when Current TV authorities refused to build a studio in his mom’s basement.

6. Olbermann’s acidic spittle destroyed innumerable Current TV cameras.

5. Olbermann naming Gore as Worst Sex Poodle in the World poorly received by Current TV authorities.

4. Olbermann found out he actually gets no salary and that his contract instead calls for Current TV profit sharing.

3. Olbermann angered when Gore limits his sneering use of the word “Sir” to twelve times per show.

2. Olbermann humiliated by Current’s rejection of Olbermann’s proposed Fall Forward motto.

1. Al Gore likes to recycle post-consumer waste, to include Client No. 9.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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