A Good Reason to Order Dominos

From CBS Detroit (I guess it’s only halftime in Detroit/America and as in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, we’re not quite dead yet):

President Barack Obama is coming to the Motor City for a $1 million pizza party being thrown for him compliments of Denise Ilitch, daughter of Little Caesars’ founders Mike and Marian Ilitch.

Interested in attending?

The price of admission isn’t for those on a budget. $40,000 buys access to the cocktail reception, formal photo with Obama and dinner. $10,000 buys dinner and a photo.

I live in Great Falls, Montana where there is no sales tax (its awesome; everything is automatically 10 percent cheaper than my last residence, Montgomery, AL). $40,000 would buy 8,000 Little Caesars’ pizzas here and would literally feed about half this city’s population.

What would the President say in response? Perhaps something like, “Leave Denise alone. It’s a beautiful thing she’s done for me. The poor you will always have with you, but unless this effort goes forward, and many others like it, you may get Mitt Romney.”


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 10, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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