Tuesday’s Gone? No, Tuesday’s Coming

Does anyone really think Obama is a slam-dunk for re-election? Or is Obama really closer to toast than slam-dunk?

Jay Cost at the Weekly Standard harkens back to Ronald Reagan, circa late-October 1980 and favors toast. What did then-candidate Reagan ask?

Next Tuesday all of you will go to the polls; you’ll stand there in the polling place and make a decision. I think when you make that decision, it might be well if you would ask yourself, are you better off than you were 4 years ago? Is it easier for you to go and buy things in the stores than it was 4 years ago? Is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was 4 years ago? Is America as respected throughout the world as it was? Do you feel that our security is as safe, that we’re as strong as we were 4 years ago? And if you answer all of those questions yes, why then, I think your choice is very obvious as to who you’ll vote for. If you don’t agree, if you don’t think that this course that we’ve been on for the last 4 years is what you would like to see us follow for the next 4, then I could suggest another choice that you have.

Tuesday 2008 may be gone, but Tuesday 2012 is coming.

Tuesday’s Coming
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 15, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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