The Memory Hole

green jobsRewrite? What rewrite?

The rewrite on how Solyndra disappeared into the Administration’s memory hole.

And while we’re at it, how about that Department of Energy graphic, $34.7 billion in loans for 60,000 jobs?

That works out to a loan of $578K for each job.

Personally, I view that as a bad thing, but back to the topic at hand: Solyndra is even worse.

Solyndra got $535 million and “created” 3000 jobs (in the fifteen minutes before they went belly up), so they managed to lose $178K for each “job” they were credited with creating. That whole divide by zero (the number of jobs actually created) makes the per-job math much more difficult.

If this weren’t a Democrat administration, it’d be bigger than Watergate.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 2, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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