Shout-out for fee and Samuel L. Jackson on race

The President’s new shout-out for fee program is certainly un-presidential (but that hasn’t stopped him yet).

The White House is also thought to be working out the details for their product placement scheme. Products being considered are soft drinks, alcoholic beverages, household items, office products, and for non-teleprompted appearances, Government Motors automobiles. Exclusive endorsements and corporate sponsorships (example: Burger King—the official fast-food choice of the Obama White House) are said to be still available.

The good news for the President is that he appears to have actor Samuel L. Jackson’s vote locked up, regardless. Well, at least as long as the President doesn’t lose his mixed-race heritage (emphasis added).

Obama’s “message didn’t mean sh*t to me,” Jackson said, according to the New York Post. “I just hoped he would do some of what he said he was gonna do.” Implying that Obama has not yet been able to behave like a “scary” “n*gga,” Jackson said he hopes Obama will be more “scary” in his second term, “cuz he ain’t gotta worry about getting re-elected.” “I voted for Barack because he was black,” Jackson said. “Cuz that’s why other folks vote for other people — because they look like them.”

What a fool Jackson is. In addition to appearing on those idiotic iPhone ads—which make him look like an idiot—he also makes the mistake of thinking everyone else is as vapid and shallow as he is.

Bring out candidate Thomas Sowell and see how white conservatives vote.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 9, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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