Spiking the football

I’m not sure of the score in the battle for America’s soul, but the Red Team (not to be confused with Red State or for that matter, the Redskins, seen at right ), that is, the Social-Welfare Team, ran the score up from the 2008 elections until the 2010 elections.

However, like butter, the Blue Team has since been on a roll. Its started with the Scott Brown and Chris Christie elections, carried into the fall 2010 elections, and continued with a couple of reasonable—but very close—Supreme Court rulings.

Now the Blue Team has a couple of more spike the football moments following the two touchdowns in 1) Indiana Republicans selecting Richard Mourdock over Republican-lite incumbent Richard Lugar for the U.S. Senate seat and 2) in the North Carolina natural marriage vote.

Yes, in the naming convention scheme of things, natural marriage is an excellent term to use.

Spike ‘em if you got ‘em.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 9, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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