Eugene Robinson smells ‘Hope and Change’

Eugene Robinson may be a reliable mainstream media word-worker, but his olfactory appears to be impaired.

How so? Because his latest three cheers for Obama! piece is entitled A Whiff of ‘Hope and Change’.

Eugene, the odor you smell is actually barnyard excrement. And it could be worse. It could be Teen Spirit.

By comparison Eugene, the Reagan-era Morning In America is not the same as the Obama-era Mourning For America.

But thanks for playing You Re-elect Your President today. As a parting gift, you’ll receive an IBM Selectric III, two Chevy Volts, and a shout-out in the latest Perez Hilton piece.

Smells like hope ‘n change?
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 11, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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