Campaign Lessons

What do you learn from this week’s political headlines?

  • Dick Lugar is totally out of touch with Indiana voters.
  • Barry Oh! favors homosexual marriage.
  • Mitt Romney may or may not have participated in high school activities as a high schooler.
  • Mitt Romney has a likeability problem.
  • The homosexual marriage issue may hurt Mitt Romney.
  • California’s budget deficit is about 170% of what it was projected at the start of this year.
  • European economies—with a couple exceptions—are in the septic tank.

What is ignored in this week’s political headlines?

  • The U.S. economy is on the same glide slope as California and Europe.
  • Increased homosexual marriage discussion means reduced Obamanomics discussion.
  • The labor force is as small as its been in 30 years.
  • The federal debt and deficit are not self-healing.
  • Obamacare will greatly add to the federal debt and deficit problems.
  • Joe Biden is the “thought leader” in this Administration.
  • Iran is closer than ever to being a nuclear weapons state.
  • Human rights is not a priority for the Administration.

The lesson for the 2012 campaign? It’s more than the stupid economy. It’s a failed Administration.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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