Elizabeth Warren’s New Native American Strategy

As far as the Warren campaign is concerned, it’s gotta be worth a try.

From the aptly monikered Big Government site:

Despite an avalanche of irrefutable evidence that demonstrates beyond any doubt that Elizabeth Warren has no proof to back up her phony claims of Native American ancestry, the embattled Massachusetts Senate candidate doubled down and repeated her heritage lie on CNN today.

“You know, I’m proud of my Native American heritage,” Ms. Warren stated this morning on CNN.

Now bear in mind that the whole Native American thing was simply a modest capitalization error; a typo.

Warren meant native American. You know, native: being such by birth or origin.

Like Bruce Springsteen, you were born in the USA, so give it a shot Elizabeth.

What do you have to lose? You’re already a national laughingstock.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 15, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/05/democrat-elizabeth-warren-is-delusional.html Good point. The ol’ typo excuse! That is about all she has left!

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