Obama 2012

While the President’s 2012 theme is Forward, it still isn’t too late for him to consider some other options:

  • No donor left behind
  • Long-live the Leviathan
  • I don’t know what I’m doing but I need four more years to do it
  • Did the staff tell you how bad things were before?
  • Kung Fu Pandering: this time it’s personal
  • America’s First Gay President
  • Affordable Care Act II: this time it’s really personal
  • Hollywood Swinging: it’s for the children
  • The Idiot’s Guide To The American Presidency
  • Coal: I like it now
  • Hey, look! I’m a Bible-free Christian!
  • Got gas?
  • I was a teen-age junkie
  • All things to all donors at all times
  • I believe (my own press releases)!

And it’s fun to make your own! ___________________________________________-

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 15, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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