The G8 gets a treat

In the picture below, U.S. President Barack Obama is seen treating visiting G8 dignitaries to a replay of the 2011 bin Laden takedown operation.

Prior to presenting the video, the President emphasized the “stone cold courage” he needed to watch the operation from the White House video-teleconference center. He also mentioned Vice President Joe Biden’s assessment that the event put the President’s political future very much at risk.

After viewing the video, the G8 leaders were dismissed to each receive a deep-tissue massage and spa treatment before reconvening at an early evening Champaign reception. Their agenda called for meetings later that evening where they would solve the European debt crisis.

With the crisis solved, the G8 leaders will be free to join the President for a friendly Sunday morning golf outing.

instant replay


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 20, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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