Barry’s Bong, Ann’s Appaloosa, Mitt’s Militia

Barry bong-lips?

While Barry Oh’s! exploits with his lucky skull bong and the barf couch are slowly being revealed—years after his candidacy and thanks to a book (versus the traditional media)—there are also other critical election year stories emerging: 1) the LA Times has discovered Ann Romney rides horses and 2) the Washington Post-it says a Mormon militia, in 1857, was involved in a shoot-out in Arkansas.

Meanwhile the traditional media have remained remarkable incurious about Barry’s sealed records and even less so regarding “vetting” of Michelle Obama.

Come on Barry and Michelle, information longs to be free, so why are you keeping yours in prison?

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 26, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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