What’s scarier than scientists working for ‘big oil’?

What’s scarier than scientists working for ‘big oil’?

The scientists working for global warming (AKA big governments or the UN).

The big oil folks deliver a product: energy. The global warmunists deliver anti-science and propaganda.

Two and a half years after the initial revelation of the Climategate e-mails, new controversies, on the part of the scientists and the investigators involved, continue to emerge. Many of the players involved are desperate to sweep the scandal under the rug. However, their machinations have only succeeded in bringing renewed attention to their questionable science and ugly behind-the-scenes shenanigans, reigniting hope that more complete and more independent investigations — on both sides of the Atlantic — will yet be performed.

How bad is it? The climategate participants have made the Obama administration look transparent (but they’re sadly similar in other ways).

Lawyers can be disbarred. What do you do with a corrupt climate scientist? Or an often corrupt climate science industry?

Given the state of the nation, they probably have the dollar value of their grants increased.

You know: it’s for the children, for the planet, for the greater good (or some other liberal cliché).


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 26, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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