Send lawyers, drones, and money

How important does the President’s team think it is to burnish his national security credentials? Important enough to leak secrets which could be reasonably thought to inflict exceptionally grave national security damage.

And did you know the President was in the White House video-teleconference center when special operations forces took down bin Laden?

Finally, if you’re on the President’s kill-list and Barry Oh! and his legal team decide your death is above-the-line, is this an assassination?

Maybe (but it will be called lethal covert operations). Still, it matters little because the U.S. policy ban is only on political assassination.

Meanwhile, here in the United States, our President is practicing a form of assisted national (and political) suicide.

If this were a Republican administration, this—among other items—would be bigger than Watergate.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on June 13, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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