Al Sharpton battles reality

Al Sharpton says Eric Holder has been ‘Stopped and Frisked’. Sharpton is well known for his arithmetic: he adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplies ignorance.

A better analogy is that Holder has committed a possible crime and led the police on an unending low-speed chase only to hide behind his sponsor when he finally ran out of options. And it may turn out his sponsor is the one who provided the direction for the low-speed chase to begin with and the one who most benefits from Holder’s non-compliance with the Congressional request.

Or as Jesse Jackson might say, Holder hides and lies; agents suffer and die.

Reality 77, Sharpton 2. The intellectual ten-run rule was in effect on Sharpton over two decades ago.

And on Fast and Furious, if this were a Republican administration, it’d be bigger than Watergate.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on June 21, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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