Roman Polanski Versus Jerry Sandusky

While the magnitude of Sandusky’s crime is far greater, they’re both convicted child molesters.

Yet Hollywood loves Polanski and no doubt despises the Sandusky.

Perhaps Sandusky, unlike Polanski, was guilty of “rape-rape.”

Discuss.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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