Homosexual marriage leads to homosexual divorce

My theory regarding homosexual marriage is that it was a Trojan-horse operation concocted by the divorce lawyers. The homosexual marriage agenda addresses at least two basic needs: the homosexual community wants acceptance (and benefits) while the lawyers want money.

The coulda-predicted-it result: homosexual marriage leads to homosexual divorce and provides billable hours for the legal profession, a veritable money machine.

In unrelated news, the President has directed the Justice Department enforce his new Executive Order, The Defense of Homosexual Marriage Act. Both Hollywood and the homosexual community have applauded the President’s move.

Har Mar Superstar—a performer and not a lawyer—was only yesterday cheerful, bright and gay in a cover I’ve come to appreciate more than the Gilbert O’Sullivan original.

It’s better than the original!
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on June 25, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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