Oxymoron of the day: Greenpeace

The oxymoron of the day is Greenpeace. Why? Greenpeace is moving to go to war.

From The Guardian:

The head of Greenpeace International said the NGO is moving to a “war footing” after negotiators at the Rio+20 sustainable development conference watered down proposals to protect the world’s oceans.

Greenpeace sounds better than Greenwar or Greenterror or even Greendisobedience, doesn’t it?

It’s funny how the materialists think there are no eternal truths yet they themselves are convinced of the correctness of their positions.

What is the Greenpeace agenda really about? Power.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on June 26, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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