Advice for Fox News
My advice to “The Five” show at Fox News is simple: get rid of wide-body Democrat spokesman Bob Beckel. He’s not a discusser, he’s a defender; he’s not an analyst, he’s an advocate.
Sadly, I suppose that may actually be what Fox wants given that they 1) have him under contract, 2) need to generate tension, and 3) have a huge amount of time to fill every day (along with the other cable news channels.
Beckel’s shtick is house Democrat, wide-body, suspender-wearer. I’m surprised he doesn’t have a bow tie. Good advice in general (there are exceptions) is this: don’t trust a man with a bow tie (unless he’s wearing a tux). Generally, it’s some sort of cry for help.
Or maybe Fox could get John Goodman to play Beckel. While Goodman may be just as liberal as Beckel, he’s far more likable.
And by the way, where’s the government program to battle adult obesity?