One grad student versus federal regulators

Those who think just a bit more government—continued ad infinitum; like government health-care—will do the trick to fix all our ills, consider the following.

Jonathan Mayer had a hunch.

A gifted computer scientist, Mayer suspected that online advertisers might be getting around browser settings that are designed to block tracking devices known as cookies. If his instinct was right, advertisers were following people as they moved from one website to another even though their browsers were configured to prevent this sort of digital shadowing. Working long hours at his office, Mayer ran a series of clever tests in which he purchased ads that acted as sniffers for the sort of unauthorized cookies he was looking for. He hit the jackpot, unearthing one of the biggest privacy scandals of the past year: Google was secretly planting cookies on a vast number of iPhone browsers. Mayer thinks millions of iPhones were targeted by Google.

This is precisely the type of privacy violation the Federal Trade Commission aims to protect consumers from, and Google, which claims the cookies were not planted in an unethical way, now reportedly faces a fine of more than $10 million. But the FTC didn’t discover the violation. Mayer is a 25-year-old student working on law and computer science degrees at Stanford University. He shoehorned his sleuthing between classes and homework, working from an office he shares in the Gates Computer Science Building with students from New Zealand and Hong Kong. He doesn’t get paid for his work and he doesn’t get much rest.

And yet what lesson—at least in part—does Mayer himself draw?

“I don’t think it’s controversial to note that they [the FTC] seem to be understaffed,” Mayer said in a phone interview between classes. “I think that’s pretty clear.”

Regarding computer security and privacy, there is no end-game. It’s an unending war. But a Goliath-like government-led solution has to be the worst choice on the menu.

Instead, we need an army of cyber-sniper Davids like Jonathan Mayer. But despite heroic market-driven efforts like AVG, avast!, and others, I don’t think that’s where we’re trending.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on June 29, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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