Enemy of the state: America’s farmers and ranchers

Send lawyers, drones, and money is a common theme of the Administration. (And send the guns to the drug kings.)

As a logical extension of this theme, it seems the Administration’s surveillance state is hard at it, watching the threat of environmental terrorism from America’s farmers and ranchers. From Yahoo:

EPA officials explained during a meeting with ranchers in West Point, Neb., that they lease small planes that fly EPA staffers over cattle operations. The staffers take photographs as they seek evidence of illegal animal waste running off into rivers and streams.

I’m surprised the EPA isn’t using national technical means.

Kill a snail, go to jail.

We’re from the EPA and we’re here to help.
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on July 3, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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