The iron logic of Bertrand Russell

A quote from head-case Bertrand Russell:

“One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.”

Of course, the above quote displays certainty which therefore makes Russell stupid.

Did you think that one all the way through, Bertrand?

May I suggest an Epic Rap Battle of History with Bertrand Russell versus Socrates? The basic premise would be one of braggadocio about which philosopher knows less and possesses more doubt and indecision.

OK, Einstein rules, but where’s Bertrand Russell and Socrates?
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on July 5, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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