The iron logic of Bertrand Russell
“One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.”
Of course, the above quote displays certainty which therefore makes Russell stupid.
Did you think that one all the way through, Bertrand?
May I suggest an Epic Rap Battle of History with Bertrand Russell versus Socrates? The basic premise would be one of braggadocio about which philosopher knows less and possesses more doubt and indecision.