Ray LaHood: sharp as a marble

Ray LaHood, as characterized by David Harsanyi:

In my career, I’ve been lucky enough to meet cabinet members, governors, senators and even a few presidential candidates, but, honestly, I’ve never met anyone less impressive at the higher levels of government than LaHood.

The first conclusion we can draw: Mr. Harsanyi has not met Eric Holder.

The second conclusion: the Administration actively supports the Americans with Mental Disabilities Act. Consider at minimum Holder, LaHood, and GaffeMaster Flash (AKA Joe Biden).

The third conclusion: the President has surrounded himself with people who think as he does.

Scary, ain’t it?

C’mon November!

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on July 6, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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