Solomon and Patty Murray

God gifted Solomon with wisdom and when two women appeared before him who both claimed to be the mother of a child, he offered his “split the baby” ruling in order to discern who the real mother was.

God appears to have not gifted U.S. Senator Patty Murray with wisdom. Murray’s non-motherly and unwise threat is that Democrats will take the country over the fiscal cliff unless Republicans relent on tax increases.

Let’s see: Democrats and cliffs. Hmm. Lemmings comes to mind.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on July 19, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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