How hurting is Obama?

panic and freak outBarry Oh! is so hurting he’s using Harry Reid as a surrogate to attack Mitt Romney.

In a Huffington Post interview published Tuesday, the leading Democrat said that an unnamed investor with Bain Capital, Romney’s former private equity firm, told Reid in a phone conversation that Romney had not paid taxes for a decade.

As if the unnamed investor would have access to Romney’s tax returns. For a decade. Maybe the unnamed investor could instead lead Geraldo Rivera to Barry’s transcripts, college applications, LSATs, and ACT/SAT scores which are said to be sealed in the IRS wing of Al Capone’s vault.

And what, Dennis Kucinich, Barney Frank, and Nancy Pelosi weren’t available for Obama surrogacy so he had to go with B-teamer Reid?

Obama 2012: desperate acts for desperate men. 

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on August 2, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Romney suggested Reid’s “source” is in the White House.

    I want to know why Harry Reid has not addressed the rumors of him being a pederast? Seems we should know if there are any pederasts in Congress…school kids go in that place all the time. Why won’t Harry Reid address it and prove he is not into being a pederast?

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