The wisdom of the left

We all know the left is wise and that when we can finally find it in ourselves to submit to them—it’s for our own good—that all will be well.

For example, we could all have good jobs working at the city/county/state/federal government memory hole (or high-speed rail facility) if we’d only let go our antiquated ideas about freedom, self-governance, and market economies.

And the left tells us the people are also wise, assuming the people mirror the positions of the left’s elites.

When we the people don’t mirror those positions, we’re too stupid to see things for ourselves and have to be limited to 15 ounce soft drinks, shaming women to breast-feed, or having bureaucrats and politicos disapprove the permits for the new Chick-fil-A.

Here’s a hilarious example of a left fail—at many levels—from the Tennessee Democrat primary.

Finally, remember the good gospel of the learned leftist: when a person is pro-life and pro-normal marriage, their ideas are hateful. Conversely, when a person is pro-abortion and pro-homosexual marriage, their ideas are…ideal.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on August 5, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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