A word on racism from Montana’s governor: Montanans are white, racist rednecks…

From Watchdog.org comes the article MT: Schweitzer at Ohio Dem dinner: Montanans are white, racist rednecks.

Brian Schweitzer is a Democrat who is now the governor of Montana. He’s said to possess “rhetorical prowess.” On teleprompter, so does Barack Obama, but there’s a difference between being dear reader and an effective leader/intellectually sound.

In the same address [to Ohio Democrats], Schweitzer dipped into darker rhetoric to blast Caucasian Montanans as racist toward American Indians.


Schweitzer spearheaded the [Indian Education for All] program, which requires Montana school children to learn both American-Indian and U.S. history.

Why did Schweitzer shepherd the innovative and groundbreaking program? Well, because Montanans are a bunch of white, racist rednecks – the governor’s words.

“All over Montana, you can walk into a bar, a café or even a school or a courthouse and just listen for a while as people talk to each other,” Schweitzer explained, shortly after noting 93 percent of his state’s population is classified as Caucasian. “And you will hear somebody, before very long, say something outrageously racist about the people who’ve lived in Montana for 10,000 years.”

Racist. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Democrat who thinks the unwashed masses are racist. Especially those who don’t vote for him/her.

Regarding Schweitzer, methinks I need to consult Dr. Freud again on the issue of projection. Maybe the bitter racist clingers of Montana will reward Schweitzer (as well as Jon Tester) with the fate he deserves.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on August 8, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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