What explains the President’s welfare-state envy?

What explains the President’s welfare-state envy? To put it into a bumper sticker, it was probably parental abandonment: the fact his daddy didn’t love him.

As a result, Barry has is in for the metaphorical male parental figure, Uncle Sam (that is, the people and the institution known as the United States of America).

Either that, or it’s the more traditional lust for power.

Calling Dr. Freud, calling Dr. Freud…

Hey, as lefty Debbie Washerwoman Schultz might say, prove me wrong.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on August 27, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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