Lance Armstrong’s Greatest Hits

Lance Armstrong as reimagined by Cheryl Crowe’s very best:

1. All I Wanna Do (is score some PEDs)

2. Soak Up The Steroids

3. EPO: My Favorite Mistake

4. The First IV Is The Deepest

5. Everyday Is A Winding ‘Roid

6. Leaving Las Hormone

7. Not Strong Enough

8. Rage In Your Eyes

9. If Doc Ferrari Makes You Happy

10. The Diuretic Kind

11. Painkilling Picture

12. Steve McQueen had cancer, too 

13. A Change of Needles Would Do You Good

14. Ergogenic Home

15. USPS Blood Bags: There Goes The Neighborhood

16. I Shall Not Believe 

17. The First IV Is The Deepest (Pharmacology Version)

18. Bonus Cut (with Raphael Palmeiro): Hey, Everyone Everyone Else Does It Too (and prove I’m wrong)

Call in the next thirty seconds and get a an autographed copy of the new Barry Bonds’ autobiography, My Head Ain’t That Big: It Was My Trainer, Fool.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on September 2, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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