The iron logic of the Obama Administration

From the Richmond Times-Dispatch, an Administration-level paraphrase and bit of homage to the traditional media. The issue? Welfare reform and its linkage to our most intelligent and rhetorically gifted president ever:

Their reasoning seems to be: (1) Romney says Obama weakened welfare reform; (2) the Obama administration says it hasn’t; (3) therefore, Romney is lying.

The Administration’s iron logic is, once again, unassailable (as are the traditional media’s stenographic abilities).

The iron logic was probably developed under the tutelage of a helpful social worker, a kind government bureaucrat, or a well-meaning teacher of some sort. After all, the Administration couldn’t have built that case themselves.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on September 4, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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